i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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