What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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