so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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