Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize