It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
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