I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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