Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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