Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
it was like eating out sand paper
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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