You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
We got so high we made milksteak
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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