just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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