we have officially lost it.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I have aggressive nipples.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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