Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Randomize
