just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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