So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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