i was born a porn star she said
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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