have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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