She said her name was "party"
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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