i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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