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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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