So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
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dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
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I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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