Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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