Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
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She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
that may or may not have been my penis.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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