Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
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my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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