You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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