I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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