Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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