he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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