We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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