I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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