also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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