Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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