If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cat food counts as protein by the way
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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