hotel room ftw
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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