And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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