we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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