last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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