he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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