so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
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I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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