I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
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He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
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I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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