I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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