Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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