names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
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I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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