i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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