i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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