Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
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No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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