I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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