so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
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Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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