i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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