she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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