I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
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And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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