she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i drank out of a bidet.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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