can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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