Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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