I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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